Mesha…the ninja???

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I found this creeping ninja in my room today. She has an orchestra concert tonight and they all dress in costumes, I think she came up with a pretty good costume, with foam nun-chucks taboot!

Stinking Hilarious…

Some pictures don’t need captions…

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The power of a forward…

Ok, people, let’s get real. Yesterday, I am at Bed Bath and Beyond, when this lady at the checkout is telling a very detailed story to the cashier. When the lady leaves, the cashier looks at us and says, “Did you hear that story she was telling?” At this point, she quickly sums up the story of how a child was at Sams Club with their mother, disappeared, they called a lockdown of the store, and find the child hunkered down in a bathroom stall with her head half shaven, different clothes, and a wig lying next to her on the floor…It all sounds very Hollywood to me, scary, but a little far fetched. Oh yeah, the lady heard the story from a very good friend via, email. I checked this story out today by searching in google: child-kidnapping-shaved head, and snopes came back the first hit… citing the story as false.

click here to read snopes

I get lots of these types of stories, it seems surprising how many people will forward a story without checking it out. I guess there is no real harm in the story itself, just put the words, “great fiction email” in the subject line and delete the part at the top that says;

“TRUE STORY!! MY BROTHER’S, GIRLFRIEND’S, COUSIN’S, NEIGHBOR WENT TO THE SAME CHURCH AS THE DISTANT RELATIVES THAT HEARD THE FIRST ACCOUNT OF THIS STORY, FROM THE WITCH DOCTOR THAT CAME TO THEIR TOWN WITH THE TRAVELING CIRCUS!”

I shouldn’t be this happpy…

I am on the computer with Owen and Emerie circling around like vultchers, this is normal for us, they hoover and climb on me so as to limit my computer time. This morning I noticed I had been left alone for about 5-110 minutes and I got nervous. I walked into the living room and they were sitting next to each other, both with blankets covering them, watching Kilan. I was giddy. This has never happened before.

The Harper’s…

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I am watching my friends daughter today, her name is Abby. I watch her on Wednesdays and Fridays, she is a sweet little go with the flow kind of gal, she says what she thinks and many times it is funny. I have to write a few things about the Harper’s today, because both times I really laughed out loud, it had to do with them.

The first time we were at the park. Emerie noticed a bird and said, “Look mom, a bird, it’s a hawk!” Then Owen starts pointing and saying, “Hawk, Hawk!” Well, it just so happened that we were having a little picnic, and Owen had his string cheese in his hand while he was pointing. Abby watched him for several seconds as he continued to point with the cheese. Finally, Abby breaks her silence and with a corrective voice she looks at Owen and says, “Owen! Hawks don’t eat string cheese, they eat…bird food, seeds!” Owen just glared back at her and went on eating and pointing. I thought it was funny. Something he definitely needs to know:-)

Then later Emerie gets her card from Grandma. Emerie and Grandma send cards back in forth in the mail and chat about it on the phone. Today Emerie’s card featured the self portrait of Vincent van Gough, as pictured above. When she opened the card she just kind of sat there staring at it, not sure what to make of it, when Grandma, via the phone, tried to explain to her what the picture was. After a few minutes, as if to show Grandma she “got it“, I said, “Emerie, tell Grandma who that picture is of.” To which she paused, looked at it again for a moment, and very matter of factly declared, “ED.”

Ed is Renee’s husband, and yes, there is a resemblance:-)
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Per Abby, Ed makes one heck of a smiley face pancake, and I know firsthand that he is great with cars, an artist in his own right…

brain purge…

So I made it to the gym this morning. The odds were stacked against me though. Emerie and Owen were both very ornery, I couldn’t get my ipod to sync and that alone is enough to put me right over the edge. What else, I can’t recall everything that happened but it took us an hour to get out of the house.

Once there, I found myself settling in nicely to the set list and plugging away at a 15 incline for 8 minutes, walk for 2, run for 2, and repeat until I reach 40 minutes. Then 20 minutes on weights. Here is my set list right now:

drama queen- family force five
glamorous- fergie
shut up and drive- rihanna
clumsy- fergie
loose control- missy elliot
best of you- foo fighters
the pretender- foo fighters
lose yourself- eminem (only if I am having a particularly hard time pushing myself, I tell Stephan it’s the “eye of the tiger” for gen x’ers)

It’s amazing how much better my workouts are with my favorite music.

Ok, anyway, I took a shower at the community center today, what a novel idea! I thought to myself, “self, you can go to target smelling like yesterday’s nachos, or you can use the amenity called “child care”, and take a relaxing shower rather than fighting a 2 year old later. So the choice was an obvious one, I loaded up my black and hot pink vintage 80’s Sassoon bag and it was on. I had worked up and amazing sweat and was headed off to the shower when I noticed lots of little old feet in the showers, and two senior citizens gals in line. Uh, didn’t plan to be done with my workout right as water aerobics ended. So I am standing there, surveying the situation when I notice that the extra large handi-cap stall at the end is empty. So, cautiously, casually, I mention to the little lady next to me, who is supporting her weight with a walker mind you, that the last stall is open, to which she replies,” Well I don’t use that kind, that’s for disabled people.” Hmmm, ok, I guess at that age maybe the walker is just an accessory so I headed that way. Another lady standing there also said she does not use that kind of shower, so I jumped in. I wonder if that was akin to parking in a hand-cap spot? I did mention to them that if they saw any disabled people come in that needed the shower to let me know and that I would hop right out. Strange. Anyway, it was the roomiest shower I have had in the place. But I forgot my brush. Needless to say I was a nappy headed, non nacho smelling, invigorated guest at Target this afternoon. Oh, well, I am really beyond caring what people think. I love that place, it’s a little bit of heaven.

I am loving this weather, time to get out my MU hoodie and rock the tigers pride.

Next on my list…gratitude.

No Palin for Madonna??

I am sure the news of this recent development is just tearing poor old Sara Palin’s heart out. Madonna has told crowds during her recent tour that Sarah Palin is not allowed to come to her show! Can you believe the audacity? I wonder what Sarah is going to do with her tickets???

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Mesha’s first Homecoming…(sniffle, sniffle)

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Here is Mesha and her good friend Brandyn Ayles. They looked super cute tonight and were off to eat at Chili’s and then back to Brandyn’s to play Call of Duty, before homecoming starts. I think they have the same sense of humor from what Mesha tells me, so they have been pretty good friends for awhile.

I am just so sad, my baby is growing up. She was kind of a snot tonight too, I am torn from moment to moment whether I should hug her or ground her. I guess we all go through it, my sister and I were dubbed, “The attitude sisters,” by Dad’s family.

Either way, I am glad she has the opportunity to go. I think she’s going to have a good time. Wish I could be a fly in the wall…:-)

10 pts. if you can guess why this is funny…

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We saw this sign coming home from Eureka Springs and thought it would be funny to take a pic. Any guesses why?