Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

I think I may need to balance my blog a bit. Sometimes when I write I get a little deep, and now I am feeling the need for some comic relief. So, having said that, remember that old Saturday night live segment, “Deep Thoughts?” Well I am going to start another reoccouring blog post called, “Deep Thoughts”, by Ro Landy.

Here goes:

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Sometimes, when I walk into a public place like the doctor’s office or grocery store, and I feel like people are starring at me…I pass gas really loud and then blame it on my imaginary dog “stinky”. I point at him and scold him for not saying excuse me, then we both laugh so hard we pee our pants. Not stinky though, because he doesn’t wear any pants, he’s a dog.

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About rolanda

Forty-something, married to a great guy with a stellar beard, we have 3 children, 2 granny babies and super cool son-in-law. I home school my kids because I love to be around them, I hope they turn out ok. I am a pediatric nurse and I live near the Kansas City area. I like vintage things. I love people, coffee and Jesus and I also love to write.
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3 Responses to Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

  1. peckedtodeath says:

    Hee Hee:) Like the new look!

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  2. karen says:

    That was funny!

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  3. rolandapete says:

    Karen how did I know with a husband like Tom you could appreciate a good fart joke. 🙂

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