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Wanted, parent of cute cuddly baby, smells adorable, most of the time, snuggles and loves to sleep in your arms. Next stage, curious toddler, will assert independence but won’t want you to be out their immediate filed of vision, they are lovers I tell ya. Sometimes messy but so much fun, watching them can provide more laughs than the most highly regarded comedians. Soon they will be school agers, throwing around their new found knowledge, and trying to butt into your conversations. Every now and then they will surprise you by jumping back into your lap and snuggling. They are pleasers and will try to help you cook and clean, mostly they just want to grow up and be just like you. Parenting is fun and you will have a blast! Oh btw, they will enter a brief period called adolescence and the teen years. In these years they will hate you, they will think everything you have to say is rubbish. You will become everything they despise and basically their nemesis. You will embarrass them and humiliate them for just being you. But, don’t let this scare you, in about 8-10 years this stage will pass and when they get married and ask if having kids is worth it you can just smile and say, “Oh yes, it’s the greatest blessing God ever gave;-)”

And when they have kids, they’ll want to be best friends…

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About rolanda

Forty-something, married to a great guy with a stellar beard, we have 3 children, 2 granny babies and super cool son-in-law. I home school my kids because I love to be around them, I hope they turn out ok. I am a pediatric nurse and I live near the Kansas City area. I like vintage things. I love people, coffee and Jesus and I also love to write.
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